Card #095
It's a tangled web indeed when Floyd's Lonely Hearts Club pen pal visits Mayberry, and Floyd tries to pass off Andy as his son and pose as a wealthy widower ("Floyd, The Gay Deceiver," Episode #71).

Realizing his desperate circumstances, Floyd flutters around and threatens to run off to Nashville. He finally faces facts and chastises himself by repeating to himself in the mirror, "Floyd Lawson, you're a miserable, deceitful wretch."